He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
