I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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