If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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