everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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