S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
