I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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