I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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