I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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