Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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