he shaved USA in his pubs
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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