Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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