FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
