Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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