Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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