Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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