hotel room ftw
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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