i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
