So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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