I wish i was in the wii world.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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