did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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