Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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