He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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