This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
