So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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