your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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