Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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