We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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