is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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