just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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