People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
