Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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