: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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