can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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