Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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