Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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