u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize
