I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
All the doctor said was why
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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