He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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