Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just had sex on a roof
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
