Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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