i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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