I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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