I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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