Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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