that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I understand Curling. That high.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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