yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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