I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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