you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
