I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think a kid would responsible me up
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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