I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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